Cannibalism... for vegetarians?

[kitanzi]

HUFU, the vegetarian/vegan friendly "cannibal convenience food" that will "satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal." Soon to come - Hufu Healthy Hearts and Hufu Doctor Lecter's Liver. (The FAQ is a stitch!)

They do, in fact, claim to be for real. On the other hand, they're backordered for who knows how long... Iron Chef, anyone?

Comments

[redaxe.livejournal.com]

Hey, you are what you eat! :-D

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's a fake. Shame, I'd try it. Just so I could say I had.

Of course, that's why I tried durian and sweetbreads.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

I am hoping it is a fake - but if so, it's a much cleverer fake than the usual, and going to more detail to appear real (shopping cart, prices, backorder, etc)

Regardless, it's fucking bizarre. Vegetarian human flesh substitute? Suppose that makes it kosher, too, and halal.

[joecoustic.livejournal.com]

I went looking on snopes but nothing there....

Sort of intriguing and gross at the same time :).

[annonynous.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they make a drink for hemopotes who are trying to go straight? :)

Ann O.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should go email them and suggest it? >:)

[braider.livejournal.com]

Heard an woman from "the Atlanta area" got killed when her car hydroplaned last night. You're OK, right?

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, entirely fine. I hadn't heard about that...
Speaking of, do you know if our common friends from the UK are all accounted for and well? I desperately hope so, only just got home and haven't seen anyone checking in yet, but I'm hoping...

[braider.livejournal.com]

I suspect you've seen Rika's list by now - all present and accounted for, barring one person whose name I didn't recognize, and that person most likly simply hadn't contacted Rika yet, last I heard.