Cannibalism... for vegetarians?

[kitanzi]

HUFU, the vegetarian/vegan friendly "cannibal convenience food" that will "satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal." Soon to come - Hufu Healthy Hearts and Hufu Doctor Lecter's Liver. (The FAQ is a stitch!)

They do, in fact, claim to be for real. On the other hand, they're backordered for who knows how long... Iron Chef, anyone?

Comments

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

I am hoping it is a fake - but if so, it's a much cleverer fake than the usual, and going to more detail to appear real (shopping cart, prices, backorder, etc)

Regardless, it's fucking bizarre. Vegetarian human flesh substitute? Suppose that makes it kosher, too, and halal.