Cannibalism... for vegetarians?

[kitanzi]

HUFU, the vegetarian/vegan friendly "cannibal convenience food" that will "satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal." Soon to come - Hufu Healthy Hearts and Hufu Doctor Lecter's Liver. (The FAQ is a stitch!)

They do, in fact, claim to be for real. On the other hand, they're backordered for who knows how long... Iron Chef, anyone?

Comments

[annonynous.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they make a drink for hemopotes who are trying to go straight? :)

Ann O.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should go email them and suggest it? >:)