The best of bad ideas

[kitanzi]

Because A) I'm hurting, B) I'm bored, C) I'm exhausted and D) I'm drugged, feel free to ask me any random question that catches your fancy. If I know the answer, I'll answer. If I don't, I'll make one up. If it's too personal for me to comment on, I'll spout absurdities. If you'd rather not ask a question, speak up anyhow and I'll tell you something I like about you, since I often find that's something that improves my own mood.

This has been brought to you by the letter OW, the number 1 (tablet of Hydrocodone), and the growing desire to yank this tooth out myself. Distract me, if you will? (I'll probably be even mored drugged after I get back, wheeeee! And yes, ACat is driving me! I looooooove ACat, who will keep me from automotive immolition. Wouldn't that be a great name for a band? Did I mention this drug tends to cause babbling?)

Comments

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

Yes! (Mentally imagining a story of how you flipped a truck on an unplanned trip to Quebec because the boa constrictor escaped after killing someone on a toilet...)

Yes please, all of the above.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Ummmm, THAT story I'd have to make up wholesale. I can, if you'd rather? :) Otherwise, the truck flipped because the accelerator was stuck on as I was making a corner - no damage to me because I was wearing a seatbelt. Moderate damage to the truck, and I actually drove it again that night. Trip to Quebec because someone died in the toilet on the way back from England a few years ago. I didn't actually get to get off the plane or anything like that, but I have technically been to Quebec, as has ACAt. And the boa had a long history of escaping whenever I was trying to clean the cage. Once it was while I had her at college (very illegally) and I decided to give her away shortly after.