The best of bad ideas

[kitanzi]

Because A) I'm hurting, B) I'm bored, C) I'm exhausted and D) I'm drugged, feel free to ask me any random question that catches your fancy. If I know the answer, I'll answer. If I don't, I'll make one up. If it's too personal for me to comment on, I'll spout absurdities. If you'd rather not ask a question, speak up anyhow and I'll tell you something I like about you, since I often find that's something that improves my own mood.

This has been brought to you by the letter OW, the number 1 (tablet of Hydrocodone), and the growing desire to yank this tooth out myself. Distract me, if you will? (I'll probably be even mored drugged after I get back, wheeeee! And yes, ACat is driving me! I looooooove ACat, who will keep me from automotive immolition. Wouldn't that be a great name for a band? Did I mention this drug tends to cause babbling?)

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[braider.livejournal.com]

Is the black hole in the center of the universe really where galaxys stuff their old, out-of-fashion planets for storage?

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

It was until it filled up... these days, I believe it's become more fashionable to donate the unneeded, out-of-fashion planets to samll, struggling stars who don't have any. In some locations, it's even tax deductible, but check with your local government before assuming this applies to you.

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

On the radio this morning, I heard Aquarius. What construction techniques were used to make the Seventh House?

[braider.livejournal.com]

Thaaaat house, is a very, very large house.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

The Seventh House was constructed by many teams of trained genetically altered spiders. It is one of the Wonders of the Modern World, and fortunately has benefited from the mistakes made in the construction of the First and Second Houses. It also incorporates an eternal flame, in memory of the tragic disaster which brought down the Fourth House in ruins.

[cellio]

What kind of music do you think a band named "automotive immolition" would play?

If you could form a band to play your favorite music, what would the makeup be (instruments, specific people, whatever) and what would it perform?

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Um, industrial?

That's a good question, that one will actually take thinking about if I give a real answer instead of a flip one. Get back to you on that, since ACat should be walking in the door any minute now to take me to the blessed, blessed dentist.

[cellio]

I'll bet "blessed" is a rare, rare adjective when applied to dentists. :-) Be well!

[niquildrvr.livejournal.com]

What breakfast cereal gives you the most pleasure?

[victorthecook.livejournal.com]

What are the seven wonders of Atlanta?

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

How do sheep fly?

[ladyat.livejournal.com]

Was this the reason that you looked so sad and wounded at OVFF? I had no idea it was because you were in horrible physical pain. I'm so sorry. Get that rotten tooth OUT and find your smile again, sweets.

[cellio]

Carefully, to stay on the good side of the TSA folks.

I couldn't help chiming in on this one...

[ladyat.livejournal.com]

1. The Big Chicken (http://roadsidegeorgia.com/site/bigchicken.html) KFC restaurant.

2. The Little White House (http://atlanta.metblogs.com/archives/2005/08/another_white_h.phtml) in Briarcliff.

3. The gigantic carving (http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/SMP/Carving%20-%20with%20Trees_lg.jpg) of the Southern Civil War Generals in defeat carved on Stone Mountain.

4. The Serenbe Community (http://www.serenbecommunity.com/home.html).

5. The New Echota (http://ngeorgia.com/parks/new.html) Cherokee Historic site.

6. Paidiea School (http://www.paideiaschool.org/).

7. The (plug plug) Mythic Imagination Institute (http://www.mythicjourneys.org).

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

What an amazing opportunity.

And here I am trying to think up an interesting question. But I'm on the Big Pain Pills myself, and it's making me much more dizzy and woozy today...

Tell me an interesting story about yourself? Maybe about how you got into filk? Or something else.

[gingicat]

Why do babies have overbites?

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

It is, and they are. These folks are kings among dentists. I may wax poetic about them later, but believe me, this was MIRACULOUSLY low on pain.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.... I'm afraid I don't get terribly enthused about breakfast cereal. Good granola can be really good, oatmeal is a wonderful comfort food in the winter, and I've always been partial to Honey Nut Cheerios.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Baaaaaaadly, of course. (Was that a deliberate setup?)

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

*hug* I didn't realize I did look like that, then. In fact, I was regretting that I hardly got to see you there at all! I expect it was the chronic pain in the shoulder, which does get pretty damn bad at times, plus worrying for ACat on personal issues he was trying to sort out. The tooth actually didn't start bugging me until yesterday, and I had no idea it was going to be anything like this bad until 2 am today, when it pretty much went straight to nuclear.

Re: I couldn't help chiming in on this one...

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I was actually gonna go research that and make a serious answer, but I like yours. I would say that one of the wonders of Roswell is this TLC Dentist (plug, plug, plug!) but I don't expect that's quite what's being looked for.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Umm..... how I got into filk isn't that interesting. Wanna hear about the time I flipped the truck? Or the amazing escaping boa constrictor? Or the unplanned trip to Quebec when someone died in the airplane toilet?

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

All the better to eat you, my dear? (Or is that big bad wolves?)

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

Yes! (Mentally imagining a story of how you flipped a truck on an unplanned trip to Quebec because the boa constrictor escaped after killing someone on a toilet...)

Yes please, all of the above.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Ummmm, THAT story I'd have to make up wholesale. I can, if you'd rather? :) Otherwise, the truck flipped because the accelerator was stuck on as I was making a corner - no damage to me because I was wearing a seatbelt. Moderate damage to the truck, and I actually drove it again that night. Trip to Quebec because someone died in the toilet on the way back from England a few years ago. I didn't actually get to get off the plane or anything like that, but I have technically been to Quebec, as has ACAt. And the boa had a long history of escaping whenever I was trying to clean the cage. Once it was while I had her at college (very illegally) and I decided to give her away shortly after.

[vila-resthal.livejournal.com]

Does it hurt to teleport?

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

What's the best thing to use to bribe a kelpie into dumping the person you really *want* dumped into a pond?

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.. is it supposed to? Have I not been doing it right?

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Chocolate!

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

What all would it take to get you and me living in the same city? *hugs* -H...

[annonynous.livejournal.com]

Are there two space cats in the yard?

Ann O. :)

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

*sigh* a string of miracles, as I recall from our conversation on the subject. About as likely as you living here. More likely to come up with a teleporter, hmm? :)

[braider.livejournal.com]

With space cats in the yard, indeed. Asteroids were once so hard.

[(Anonymous)]

Now everything is easy 'cause of drugs.

[braider.livejournal.com]

Dunno. I find things pretty easy without drugs.

Unless, of course, this is a Larissa who is delighting in being pain-free.

[annonynous.livejournal.com]

Oops, I wasn't logged in. The last lyric was from

Ann O.

[celticmoni.livejournal.com]

Go, Vicodin!

;)~

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What draws you to filking?

Re: I couldn't help chiming in on this one...

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

You forgot the Center for Puppetry Arts! (http://www.puppet.org/)

[hotpoint.livejournal.com]

How would you design a teleporter? :)

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no kidding. Do you watch House? This crap has a real kick to it!

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Veeeeeery carefully. You don't want to wind up pate spread out from here to Finland.