Just because my mind veers in odd directions...

[kitanzi]

If you woke up and and there was a lemming in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

(Thanks, folkmew!)

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[mokatiki.livejournal.com]

(since i have a friend called lemming)
go shower you smell of gin and pipe,and while your up, make me a toasty maker fry up?

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

What's a toasty maker fry up?

[mokatiki.livejournal.com]

let me explain with an extract from his blog on the merits of Tostie makers:

Bacon and eggs
Eggs come out quite well, but I'd tried them before, so had a vague idea of what to expect. This time, however, I put some of the cheap, close dated bacon offcuts we buy in lage amounts onto the other side of the toastie maker, closed the lid and then waited. Egg came out fine, although it's still a bugger to remove it from the TM. The bacon was all right, although the fat was a bit manky and it left brown crystalised bits on the bottom that only came off with scrubbing. Not too bad though, altogether.