More useless but amusing!

[kitanzi]

By now I suspect most everyone has seen the Your Dungeon's Name Here game/meme going around, but I am being unreasonably amused by it. A few favorite bits:

Quadrivium the orc is here (43HP). (I don't believe I know ANYONE less orclike than quadrivium.)
Teddywolf the zombie stands before you (36HP). (Only when he's first woke up, and it really would be cruel to hold that against him!)
You are in a candlelit torture chamber. A plaque on the wall mentions snuggling. (What, as a form of torture?!?)
In the dead hand of an earlier adventurer is a figurine of Browngirl. (Now THAT I would love to have!)
You quaff the potion marked 'WORDS'. It tastes like filkers. (Ahhhh... I just ain't going there.)
You read the scroll marked 'CHOCOLATE'. The scroll explodes in a pillar of flame! (Now that's hot chocolate!)
You quaff the potion marked 'CHOCOLATE'. You feel better. (Ok, that's more what I expect from chocolate!)
You are in an opulently-decorated library. Dusty bookshelves are dedicated to word puzzles, genetics and bisexuality. (What, all at once? That DOES sound like an interesting library!)
You are walking through an earthen-walled fissure. Bones are scattered in the shape of neil gaiman. (Er, I have Neil Gaiman's skeleton in my dungeon? But....! C'mon, how do I rez him?)
Adamselzer the arch-demon guards the southern exit (86HP). (Singing about dates with dead goths, no doubt!)

And so on.

It's an amusing timekiller. If you'd like to try, here:

I died in the Dungeon of Kitanzi

I was killed in an enormous arena by Adamselzer the arch-demon, whilst carrying...

the Dagger of Wheezinggirl, the Shield of Alymid, the Amulet of Brittanyaliera, the Axe of Poltr1, the Crown of Filkerdave, a Figurine of Browngirl, a Figurine of Meritmaat, a Figurine of Coffeeem, the Shield of Devinsong, the Amulet of Spiritdance, the Crown of Atalantapendrag, a Figurine of Jingoro and 84 gold pieces.

Score: 242

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Comments

[wheezinggirl.livejournal.com]

I was looking for that dagger...

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Well, guess I'll just have to return it to you now!

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

My dungeon includes: "Resting on a plinth is the Dagger of Waltzing."

Ok, I want to know what one does with that. ONE-two three, STAB-two-three...

Stab, Spring, Twist

[annonynous.livejournal.com]

One is thankful it's not a Klingon dagger, the type with the extra blades that spring out after STAB. [eg]

Ann O.

Re: Stab, Spring, Twist

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Maybe it is, and therefore the two-three?

Re: Stab, Spring, Twist

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

Nah, that would be more a Dagger of Tango. All that ornamentation, you know. ;)

[quadrivium.livejournal.com]

Quadrivium the orc is here (43HP). (I don't believe I know ANYONE less orclike than quadrivium)

Oh, I don't know. . . Lack of sleep and taking too long between meals can make pretty orclike! But, thank you. :-)

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Ok, so you're an orc the way Teddywolf is a zombie? Oddly enough, I think I've seen him just woken up more often than I have you... though I can't remember for sure if you woke up before the rest of the household the few times you came to visit?