Unclear on the concept

[kitanzi]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,877132,00.html

Someone's apparently designing a credit card with a built in breathalyzer, to let you know when you're too drunk to responsibly be using it. Somehow it seems to me that if you're seriously drunk, then a) you're not going to remember to check the breathalyzer strip on your card if you take it out to get more booze or whatever, b) you're not going to pay it the slightest bit of attention if you accidentally tip over on top of it and breathe on it anyhow, and c) you're just going to lose the thing in your current state if you take it out, regardless of anything else.

This just seems really, REALLY unclear on the basic concept of what people DO when they're drunk, right?

Comments

[quadrivium.livejournal.com]

You can by those strips at the grocery store in the check out line. *shrugs* Maybe you can bring it with you to check your friends out.


"Okay breathe!"
*heave*
"Omigod! You are so drunk!
"Cool. *vacant smile* Wanna go out?"

(My mind is happy little place to visit now and then.)

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[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Heh, I like it! Bring them to bars, and really confuse the idiots hitting on you - make them do the test, then look surprised and tell them you can't go with them cause their drunk. Pick drunk enough ones and look surprised enough, bet you get some entertaining boggles out of it.