Oldie but goodie

[kitanzi]

This is a old but fun recycled meme that I ran across while I was tagging my old entries. (I'm actually finding it's pretty interesting reading through them, which helps since the actual tagging is pretty tedious.)

Comment to this entry with a post you think would be totally out of character for me - something I'd never talk about, never discuss, never say, anything. It has to be completely out of character.

Comments

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

"That Firefly show? It's ok, I guess, if you like bad acting and mediocre writing. Nothing special, really."

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

You've got that dead right. :)

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Sex is boring. I'd rather watch reality TV shows.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

*EG*

[sdorn.livejournal.com]

I'll never forget Saturday overnight a few years ago at GaFilk 5, when the drunken high school football player barged into one of the function spaces. Most of us were crouching behind instruments or shocked expressions, but what you did was incredible.

I swear I've never seen a flying kick in a hotel conference room before.

Of course, we had to clean up the spilled beer afterwards, but it was worth it to see him retreat on hands and knees.

[merlinpole.livejournal.com]

The classic case is the "Secret Handgrip of Fandom" story starring Patia von Sternberg and Ro Nagy, drove the nonfans running out of the room or equivalent according to the tale....

http://www.zeldes.com/fan/ditto/ditto14_programbook.pdf

Google htlm version:
http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:TMydHC5XIPAJ:www.zeldes.com/fan/ditto/ditto14_programbook.pdf+%22Secret+Handgrip+of+Fandom%22+Sternberg&hl=en

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

This sounds more like the invented memory type meme, but I like it! (More to the point, I'd like to think I COULD do that if it were needed. Hope I never have to find out, though!)

That Bitch at Work

[almeda.livejournal.com]

I swear to God if she doesn't lay off I'm going to come in with a machete someday and there'll be blood on the walls. I'm not even talking about those stupid spaceship pictures in her cube anymore, or the ridiculous piercings (I swear to God, I feel like I wanna hurl every time I have to look at her face). She totally tried to get me in trouble with the boss today, making up all kinds of stupid bullshit to hang on me to make me look bad when really it's HER with the problem.

I'm soooo going to Spades for drinks tonight, who's coming with me?

Re: That Bitch at Work

[folkmew.livejournal.com]

(guffaw!) So, you work with them eh? ;-)

Re: That Bitch at Work

[almeda.livejournal.com]

More of a friend-of-a-friend thing, but my husband and I have been tapped for chauffeur-home duty for her through friendchains. :->

Re: That Bitch at Work

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

ROTFL well, I have considered the machete, does that count? *G*

[folkmew.livejournal.com]

Ewwww! She is so fat. I can't stand fat chicks. She would look a lot better if she lost some weight. Maybe she should go to curves instead of spending all her spare time singing and playing music. Jeeze.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Heh, I do prefer to think I'm not such a hypocrite, indeed. :)

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

"OVFF sucks; why would anyone *do* that? I think I'll become a nun."

Love you :)
-H...

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Only if you'll come help me corrupt the nunnery, dear! >:)