Want a gooooood laugh?

[kitanzi]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/atalantapendrag/163152.html

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts (inspired by 213 things Skippy can no longer do in the US Army.)

Select excerpts:

6. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End".

Oh my..... I'm very glad I finished dinner first. Read the comments, too - the list is growing!

Comments

[miari.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to be proud or worried that I "got" almost all of those. THANK you for that link... I was laughing out loud, literally!

Hirsute Ale

[annonynous.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to be proud or worried that I "got" almost none of those. I don't suppose skyclad is a woad reference? :)

Ann O.

Re: Hirsute Ale

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

"Skyclad" means without clothing. :)

You know the difference, according to the late Lewis Grizzard, between being naked and being nekkid?

Naked means you haven't any clothes on.

Nekkid means you haven't any clothes on...and you're up to something. :)

If The Woad Fits On...

[annonynous.livejournal.com]

So, ancient Britons about to prepare for battle got naked, but once they went marching off to Snowdon with their woad on
they were nekkid? :)

Ann O.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

I just love to spread it around! *G*

Re: If The Woad Fits On...

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

o/~ On the woad again
I just can't wait to put on the woad again
Cause when you're painted blue you know your with your friends
Oh, I can't wait to put on the woad again o/~