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Apr. 13th, 2005 07:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts (inspired by 213 things Skippy can no longer do in the US Army.)
Select excerpts:
6. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End".
Oh my..... I'm very glad I finished dinner first. Read the comments, too - the list is growing!
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts (inspired by 213 things Skippy can no longer do in the US Army.)
Select excerpts:
6. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End".
Oh my..... I'm very glad I finished dinner first. Read the comments, too - the list is growing!
