My husband the *groan* filker

[kitanzi]

I'm eyebrows deep in training for the new position, and I mentioned to ACat that "There must be fifty ways to do deductions" kept popping up in my head to the obvious tune, but I had no idea what to do with it. His response?


The answers are all inside your books, she said to me
They can be cooked if you'll just take it logically
I'd like to help you hide your money, clear and free
There must be 50 ways to do deductions

Just skim off the stack, Jack
Divert all the cash, Flash
Make a grab for the dough, Joe
Just leave it me

Just fudge on the sum, chum
If they audit you, play dumb
Keep your deposit Swiss, miss
And your interest is free

(The obvious tune, if it's not so obvious, is Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover)

I do love this man. Damn good thing, isn't it? *G*

Comments

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Gosh. No, I don't mind at all. If I'd known folks were gonna start forwarding it places, I'd have worked harder on it. :)

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

And where are verses 2 and 3, hmm? :-)