Fortune cookie wisdom

[kitanzi]

Does everyone play some variation of the game where you add "in bed" to the fortune from your fortune cookie? I don't know where I first picked it up, but I do. Keeping that in mind, ACat and I were both entirely amused by our fortunes at lunch today.

His - You are always loyal and affectionate to people you love.
Mine - Remember to share good fortunes with your friends.

Hmmm!

Comments

[poltr1]

I know where I first heard it. I was having dinner with a few SCA folks in Thescorre (Rochester NY). (Or was it one SCA woman on a date? I don't remember.) I think I was in town for Simcom, which is the annual gaming convention at U of R (Univ. of Rochester), and I was off on a dinner break. We went to a good Chinese restaurant. It was the first time I ever had Mu Shu Pork. And that was where I first heard of adding "in bed" (or actually it was "between the sheets") after the fortunes.

[acrobatty.livejournal.com]

The other common add-on is "with an axe."

[bercilakslady.livejournal.com]

in bed with a duck.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love adding that one to mine particularly!

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

We always use the slight rewording "between the sheets". My all-time favorite fortune cookie message, from a restaurant in downtown Dayton: "You like Chinese food."

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

As a fortune cookie fortune, that seems awfully self-referential but most amusing!

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Heh. My all time favourite fortune cookie for adding "in bed" or "between the sheets" was:

We each have two faces. One we are born with, and the other we make.

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

On the way back from NJ, we had Chinese at this yummy place in West Hartford called Sezchuan Tokyo (nice widely varied menu; tasty food; good tea). I kept my fortune:

"Your self-confidence shines and makes a great impression on others."

*smooches* -H...

[musicmutt.livejournal.com]

I always get "Your fortune cookie was poisoned."ñ

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

That's a GREAT fortune for this!

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Or how about "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"