I have itches I cannot scratch.
I have a shoulder that will only move SO far, and a fierce itch on the opposite shoulder in JUST such a spot that I can't even get at it with a pen, and I can't bring myself to walk up to a random coworker and say "Can you please, pretty please, scratch my damn shoulder for me?"
And I TRIED to scratch with the pen, and I managed to hit the button on the end, so I think I probably have blue lines and smudges all over my shoulder where I can't see them.
And it STILL itches. Bleah.
It's trivial, and it's still driving me mad.
(If I had a good knife, I bet I could make it stop itching...)