Cannibalism... for vegetarians?

HUFU, the vegetarian/vegan friendly "cannibal convenience food" that will "satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal." Soon to come - Hufu Healthy Hearts and Hufu Doctor Lecter's Liver. (The FAQ is a stitch!)

They do, in fact, claim to be for real. On the other hand, they're backordered for who knows how long... Iron Chef, anyone?