Finger licking good?

autographedcat just pointed me at this gem of Tom Smith's, since he knows I make all kinds of odd choking noises over really hideous puns and because we both have been catching a few episodes of Iron Chef lately. (Which is all filkerdave's fault, of course!)

http://www.tomsmithonline.com/shtick/iron_chef_human.htm

I read, I choked, I turned purple while laughing... then I said "But, gee... I bet he could really work up some great stuff for the Atkins diet."
I just hope autographedcat still lets me sleep in the bed tonight. *innocent look*