don't look now, but...

There's a simple red and white sign, an advertisement, on a telephone pole that I pass twice a day on my way to and from work. Even though I actually made a point of checking to get it right, my brain (which is inclined to like silly images) insists on misreading it about half the time.
What it actually offers is a *Kickboxing and Karate Special!*
What I keep reading and envisioning is a *Kickboxing and Karaoke Special!*
I think my version would be a LOT more entertaining. Just imagine it... *EG*