Alphabet psychology

[kitanzi]

Sometimes I wonder about people. It's common, when someone asks you for some string of characters over the phone that include letters and there's confusion about exactly what letter you mean, to give a word to represent the letter. You know, A as in apple, or C as in cat.

Those are common enough, but sometimes the choices are more interesting. I don't mean using Alpha-Bravo-Charlie military style, or common names for letters (most commonly boys names, don't know why), but more unusual stuff like months, vehicles, animals, food, or flowers. Sometimes I amuse myself by wondering if these odd choices show any deep, free-associative meaning into people's psyches, but I suppose that study would have to be done by someone with more free time and a knack for writing grant applications!

I don't think anyone's come up with anything obscene in these when talking with me, but it's occasionally amusing when they get entirely confused and give words that don't even have the letter they're trying to do. ("A as in cat, C as in... oops!")

(If you're getting the impression this is a slow, dull day and I'm getting my entertainment where I can - well, you're right!).

Comments

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

A as in ass.
B as in boobies.
C as in...

What? What did I say? Why are you hitting me with the pillow?

<EG>

Love you!

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

go right through the alphabet if you like, my dear - I already know how your mind works! >:)

[duality.livejournal.com]

i know you're just jesting, but we've HAD someone call here and when asked to repeat his territory ID (which was 5 letters) he said ' V as in vagina, C as in cunt,...' etc.

i don't think he was with the company for much longer.

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

And for those who like to play the home game, go through the entire alphabet just as you've started while making physical contact with the body part mentioned. If you and partner are both playing, you can mix it up by stating than your A-word-part needs to make contact with her A-word part (or Z-word part, if you can do the alphabet backwords). A hint: Q is for quim. If you find a good one for Z let me know.

Not that I've, uh, ever played. Of course not. I'm...what was that word again? Innocent. Yes. Virginal even. ;) -H....

Re:

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.... yep. So what do you suggest for X?

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the delay. Had to ask my X-word contact person. SAW reminds me that is:
X is for Xiphoid Process (the very tip of the breast bone)

(Ok, so it's a stretch. So is using Z is for Zerbert or Y is for You, both of which work *just fine* in the Home Game.) -H...

[the-gwenzilliad.livejournal.com]

Heh. AC beat meto. I had half the alphabet.....

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

So post it.

Love,
-R

Bawdy Language

[(Anonymous)]

With apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan -

"I've got a little list.
(Yes, he's got a little list.)"

apertures
bosom
cleavage
ding-a-ling (a Chuck Berry lyric)
erectile tissue
favorite
ass groper (a Spoonerization of grass hopper)
happy kit
ignition switch
joy spot
kisser
lickety split
mustachios
north slopes
orifice
percussion (for spanking aficionados)
queue
rectum
squeeze box
tongue
uvula
Venus
wazoo
X chromosomes
yass, yass, yass (a Dave von Ronk & the Hudson Dusters lyric)
zones (primary, secondary, tertiary erogenous)

Ann Onynous

PS - Thanks for the opportunity for some much needed levity, kitanzi.

Re: Bawdy Language

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Heh, any time! *shaking her head and grinning*

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

K as in Kraken
I as in Ichabod
T as in Tantric
A as in Astronaut
N as in Nancy
Z as in Zizzerzazzerzuzz as you can plainly see
I as in Ichabod

:) -H....

Re:

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! So why can't I get more people like YOU calling in? :)

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

"Kraken Ichabod, Tantric Astronaut" sounds like it'd make a great title for a series of stories or graphic novels or somesuch. :)

Love,
-R

Re:

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

I have only one thing to say to that - Zizzerzazzerzuzz!

[paprica.livejournal.com]

I like this game. We could play name that theme:

P as in polyphony
A as in aria
P as in polyphony
R as in rhythm
I as in invention
C as in concerto
A as in aria