Umm...

[kitanzi]

I know a lot of people are having trouble selling their homes, but this seems a bit much.

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/blotter/entries/2008/08/20/man_charged_with_illegally_dum.html?cxntfid=blogs_the_blotter

Comments

[deborah_c]

The idea of doing this more than once makes me giggle, too!

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Seriously! I know there's a glut on the market just now, but *disposable houses*?? For that matter, they never said if any of these houses were HIS. The mind boggles.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

"My name is Paul Morris Miller, and I'm a serial house dumper." There must be a support group somewhere, don't you think?

Gah.

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

"And he said 'Kid.......what'd you get?'

And I said 'I didn't get nothin. I had to pay 50 dollars and pick up the house.'

And he said 'What were you in for?'

And I said 'litterin...' and they all moved away from me, until I said 'And creating a traffic nuisance...' and then they all came back..."

Excerpt from Garlo Uthrie's "Alice's Real Estate Massacree"

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO! Oh, my. I do love you. :)

[catalana.livejournal.com]

*laughing out loud* Oh, nice!

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

"You can get anything you want at Alice's Real Estate
(Except a mortgage)
You can get anything you want at Alice's Real Estate
Just step right up and put your money down
And you can buy a place out on the edge of town
You can get anything you want at Alice's Real Estate."
--ibid.

[braider.livejournal.com]

Well, the first problem seems to be that he was actually hired to move a road....

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Ah ha! Well, that explains everything, doesn't it?