three things meme

[kitanzi]

Rules: Post 3 things you've done that you believe nobody else on your F-list has done.
Indulge in remorse if someone calls you out on a listed item.

1. Rolled a truck, landing it foursquare straddling a creek, then got out and walked away. (It was still drivable - sort of. If you didn't want to have to count on it stopping when you wanted to.)

2. Caused the total and wanton destruction of Tokyo by a huge, hungry reptile. (Yes, I named the rats I fed to my boa constrictor. All of them. She was a mighty Monster. My vegetarian housemate hid in the bathroom with the water running and her hands over her ears.)

3. Had, for about 10 years or so (I forget exactly) a step brother who I never met, and only spoke to once. He's no longer my step brother, so I doubt I ever will now. I doubt either of us are broken up over that fact.

Comments

[jenkitty.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* I remember an ex-boyfriend of mine with a pet snake. He told me the story of "Lunch." Lunch was a mouse purchased to feed Cody, but apparently Cody wasn't hungry for awhile... several weeks, in fact. Lunch had a rather long life for a main dish.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I hope he took the mouse back out before it started chewing on the snake? I've seen that happen, when the snake wasn't actually hungry. Yeah, I went through Breakfst, Lunch, Dinner, Snack, and then started in on classic monster movie targets, starting with Tokyo. I may have eventually moved on to teachers, don't recall for sure. I'm easily amused. :)

Re: Straddling Creeks

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I certainly do. It's one of those memorable sorts of things! (Didn't know you had an account on LJ!)