kitanzi: (lemming psychologist - by autographed ca)
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1. I will not mulch the downstairs neighbor.
2. I will not mulch the cats.
3. I will not mulch any politicians, even the ones who would be more useful that way.
4. I will vote.
5. I will read lots of books.
6. I will find something physical that’s fun to do – and yet legal to do in public.
7. I will continue to practice sanity and happiness, now that I have the stepstool I need to let me reach the shelf they’re on.
8. I will celebrate the people I care for, and the people who care for me, and be grateful for how closely those sets match.
9. Any ants I find in my house I WILL mulch without hesitation.
10. I will not set the cat on fire – that only will annoy it.


(I've seen this idea in a couple of variations on my friends list. I like it.)

Date: 2007-12-31 11:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] technoshaman.livejournal.com
11. And mind your manners, as circumstances may require...

Ants, politicians... one has six legs, one has four. I just wish the latter were so easy to deal with. (boric acid powder, peanut butter, jelly, sheet of cardboard. Stir a good dose of powder into separate blops of each of the second two, place on the cardboard, put where politicians ants can find. Wait 48 hours. No more ants.)

Date: 2008-01-01 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitanzi.livejournal.com
11 actually appears to be "I will not mulch my supervisor, even if she gave me her nastyass cold." Ick.

Date: 2008-01-01 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitanzi.livejournal.com
BTW, glad you caught the last one. *grin* I'd hoped someone would.

Date: 2008-01-01 01:22 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] technoshaman.livejournal.com
hee hee... my brain is *always* coming up with crossreferences. If you throw one out there like that, I'm *gonna* catch it.

Mulch that virus!

Date: 2007-12-31 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abovenyquist.livejournal.com
I love the "Dr. Kitanzi - Lemming Psychologist" icon! It's adorable. :)

Date: 2008-01-01 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitanzi.livejournal.com
ACat made that for me, I love it!

Date: 2007-12-31 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anaisdjuna.livejournal.com

I would like to celebrate you with you sometime. I like you.

I also ask that you reconsider #3.

Hugs
Adj.

Date: 2008-01-01 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitanzi.livejournal.com
I like you too, you're one of the more interesting people I've met. :) I hope we'll see you Wednesday to celebrate, for certain values of celebration at least?

Date: 2008-01-01 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anaisdjuna.livejournal.com

Yay! Mutual liking :-) I'm flattered you think I'm one of the more interesting folks :-) I am planning to come on Wed for valued celebrationz :-) As always... thanks for the invite :-)

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