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[kitanzi]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kitanzi!

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into kitanzi.
2. Baby swans are called kitanzi!
3. Kitanzi will always turn right when leaving a cave.
4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of kitanzi.
5. If you lick kitanzi ten times, you will consume one calorie!
6. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink kitanzi!
7. Kitanzi, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are kitanzi.
9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets kitanzi!
10. If you break kitanzi, you will get seven years of bad luck!

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Comments

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

If you lick kitanzi ten times, you will consume one calorie!

Yes, but what a way to ruin one's diet ;) -H...

[davehogg.livejournal.com]

I didn't know any of this!

[grey-lady.livejournal.com]

If you break kitanzi, you will get seven years of bad luck!
Even worse, you'll upset autographedcat!

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

And that's worse than upsetting Kitanzi? *G*

[grey-lady.livejournal.com]

Oh, believe me, I wouldn't want to incur The Wrath of kitanzi, either. :)

[grey-lady.livejournal.com]

Just for giggles, I did my own name; two that rather tickled me were:
# Contrary to popular belief, grey_lady is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
# Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by grey_lady!

Especially the last one: "I'm hitting you to save your life, really! The bear won't eat you now!"