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Amusing bit from standing in line at the grocery store:

On the cover of - Woman's World? Womans Day... something. Anyhow, "The DaVinci Code Diet! Lose a pound a day! Secret code within the best selling book!"

Um, yeah. Do you suppose the author would nod sagely and wink if someone suggested he'd embedded these Weight Loss Secrets of the Ancients in his potboiler?

ACat suggests it is "You can eat all you want... but only Communion Wafers! Low cal, high fiber, with wine or grape juice as appropriate to your denomination."

What I'm speculating is, since I would willingly bet there's not a word of text in there about weight loss secrets, even in plausible code, does this rewriting of canon into what the reader wants to see count as fanfic of a sort?

Date: 2006-05-21 04:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] madfilkentist
Get falsely accused of a murder. This will keep you running so much that you'll lose weight, not only from the exercise but from not being able to stop to eat.

Date: 2006-05-21 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devinsong.livejournal.com
JT has ensured his evenual descent to hell with the suggestion that communion wafers would be much more interesting if accompanied by flavorful dip. Sour cream and onion, anyone?

Date: 2006-05-21 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyeuse13.livejournal.com
Lo-cal dip, otherwise it doesn't make the HOly Grail Weight Loss Plan!

Date: 2006-05-21 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyeuse13.livejournal.com
This was my first thought--did you notice the entire novel takes place in less than 24 hours? And no one ever sleeps? Or stops for more than nibbles?

Date: 2006-05-21 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
Has your communion become a stale exerience. Spice up your holy rites with new Jeez-Whiz, the artificially processed body of Christ!

Mmmm, that's good, and holy too!

Date: 2006-05-22 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyeuse13.livejournal.com
Oh. My. YOu are going to Hell, that's terrible. (But funny. Make room in that handbasket for me, please.)

Date: 2006-05-22 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
Why, this is Hell, nor am I out of it. :)

Date: 2006-05-22 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyeuse13.livejournal.com
What, is great Mephistophilis so passionate
For being depriv'd of the joys of Heaven?

;)

Date: 2006-05-22 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
Please, allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste. :)

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