A Winner!

Kudos to copperbadge for a topical quicky that made me laugh:

The Star Spangled Paycheck:
(TTTO: Three guesses and the first two don't count.)

Oh pay for a seat,
On the left of the right,
Where so proudly Barack
For the White House is leaving
Whose broad voter appeal
Clearly won him the fight
But then Blagojevich
His senate seat was stealing

(And the Feds tapped Rod's phone,
They might have bugged his home,
But still he denies
That he took lots of bribes)

OH SAY IS THAT SEEEEE-NATE
SEAT STILL FOR SALE?
IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
AND THE HOME OF THE FAIL!