Things that make me go WTF?!?

A knitting pattern... for a dissected frog.
(Certainly the cutest dissected frog I've ever seen, but it's a pretty short yardstick.)

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9701718

The E-Z Bake Oven Gourmet Cookbook
(Because every small child wants to make Warm Kumquat and Date Sticky Toffee Pudding, and Roasted Quail Breast with Wild Mushrooms and Pomme Anna over, I mean under, a 100 watt light bulb.)
http://www.amazon.com/Easy-Bake-Oven-Gourmet-David-Hoffman/dp/0762414405

A knitted digestive system!
(It's art! It's a diet aid! No, wait, it's a really funky scarf! Perfect gift for someone who has everything, I suppose. Looks like a link to the pattern is at the end.)

http://www.strangebuttrewe.com/knitGI.htm