Choose your own ending
Jul. 30th, 2007 04:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Imagine if the Harry Potter ending had been written by someone else - George Lucas, Mario Puzo, Joss Whedon, George Orwell.... Dr Seuss?
Dr. Seuss:
Harry:
"You tried to kill me with your wand.
You tried to kill me near a pond.
You killed my mommy and my dad,
And that's what made me really mad.
You possessed my main squeeze little Ginny
when I whined my voice turned tinny.
I hate you truly, I really do
I'll kill you now, and that is true."
(Upon hearing this Voldemort drops dead from bad poetry)
SPOILER FREE
Imagine if the Harry Potter ending had been written by someone else - George Lucas, Mario Puzo, Joss Whedon, George Orwell.... Dr Seuss?
Dr. Seuss:
Harry:
"You tried to kill me with your wand.
You tried to kill me near a pond.
You killed my mommy and my dad,
And that's what made me really mad.
You possessed my main squeeze little Ginny
when I whined my voice turned tinny.
I hate you truly, I really do
I'll kill you now, and that is true."
(Upon hearing this Voldemort drops dead from bad poetry)
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Date: 2007-07-30 10:27 pm (UTC)