My brain, let me reboot it.
The headline is "Why is Obama going gray?" which is asinine enough.
My brain, perverse (or perverted, depending on your perception) as ever, parses this as "Why is Obama going gay?"
The blue screen of death ensues in my brain. Probably just as well.
(This is what I get for newsing while under the alcafluence of incahol. Hic.)
My brain, perverse (or perverted, depending on your perception) as ever, parses this as "Why is Obama going gay?"
The blue screen of death ensues in my brain. Probably just as well.
(This is what I get for newsing while under the alcafluence of incahol. Hic.)